Stupidity Alert!

UK Online Store Condemned for Selling Pole-Dancing Toy

Note: This is not the pole-dancing doll you've already seen making the rounds on the Internet.


First of all, the article's photograph of the Gallimore family looking so grim, as if they've been horribly violated, is just laughably melodramatic.



Secondly, who is this Dr. Adrian Rogers? Is he a real doctor, or does he have a "Dr." in front of his name because he happens to have earned a doctorate degree in something dodgy, such as "divinity?"

Regardless, his statements about the potential of this product to ruin children's lives are absurd.

I am especially amused by his statement that a dancer's pole is "interpreted in the adult world as a phallic symbol."

Maybe it's a phallic symbol in his dirty mind, but to the rest of us, it's just a pole.