Missed Connections ad dramatized

This is all kindsa brilliant:

- Watch more brilliance on Melissa Center's YouTube channel.

Damage Control

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Caspar's Stepson Apologizes

The Angry Business Owner vs. Princess Butt

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Recently spied in Morro Bay, California

The Collected Works of Cuthbert

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What's wrong with this picture?

Recently found on a wall at San Francisco General Hospital. Click to enlarge.

You will be paid $15 for one hour of...?

Don't worry if you can't read. You'll fit right in!

Shouldn't this be a given?

Recently found on the floor at San Francisco General Hospital.

What is the sound of one oxymoron clapping?

Recently spied in San Francisco.

Mixed Message

(Recently spied on the front door of a former Christian Science Reading Room on Clement Street in San Francisco.)

Are You Ready?

(From the 2 December 2009 installment of Dick Tracy.)

He's Funny! He's Dead! He's the FUNNY DEAD DUCK!!!

Funny Dead Duck is purely for decorative purposes and is not a toy.
Funny Dead Duck should not be loaded into, or fired from, blunderbuss,
arquebus, or Pig On Wheels.

The Electric Kool Aid Dick Tracy Test

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After:



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More Dick Tracy Shenanigans

Here's a recent, incomprehensible installment of Dick Tracy (kindly click the thumbnail to enlarge):




A commenter on GoComics.com had previously speculated that the strip never makes sense, and has glaring, bizarre continuity errors, because the creator's assistant at some point dropped the pages on the floor, then hurriedly put them back together as best she could, and submitted them in the wrong order.

Based on this theory, a commenter by the name of Cougar Allen suggested the following:

Remember about the secretary dropping the strips and failing at trying to put them in order? Looks like each panel of today’s strip was on a separate page….

For hours of amusement: Print out today’s strip, cut it up into panels, and see if you can reassemble the panels into an order that makes sense.

No fair putting two wide panels next to each other, or two narrow ones – your re-ordered comic must fit into the same space as the original.

-Cougar :{)

P.S. If you don’t have a printer you can do the same thing in Photoshop.

Which I have done. Observe how, with a little re-arranging, the strip suddenly makes sense: