Floom!

This will only make sense if you've been following the "Virgil Ohso" story arc of the daily Dick Tracy comic strip.

He's Funny! He's Dead! He's the FUNNY DEAD DUCK!!!

Funny Dead Duck is purely for decorative purposes and is not a toy.
Funny Dead Duck should not be loaded into, or fired from, blunderbuss,
arquebus, or Pig On Wheels.