And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

Recently spied at Target. Click to enlarge.

Is Hasbro innocently keeping up with the times, or are they colluding with the Antichrist to indoctrinate your children into the use of a paperless money system?

Remember, the road to Hell is paved with easy credit terms.

Life in the Fast Lane

I saw this monstrosity earlier today, in Daly City, California:



There is sooooo much wrong here...



But I find this little detail to be the most amusing:



Just so you'll have some frame of reference, this is what the car, a Mazda MX-6, would have looked like prior to falling into the hands of the aesthete who "upgraded" it:

What's wrong with this picture?

Recently found on a wall at San Francisco General Hospital. Click to enlarge.

You will be paid $15 for one hour of...?

Don't worry if you can't read. You'll fit right in!

Shouldn't this be a given?

Recently found on the floor at San Francisco General Hospital.

Practice, practice, practice!

What is the sound of one oxymoron clapping?

Recently spied in San Francisco.

Mixed Message

(Recently spied on the front door of a former Christian Science Reading Room on Clement Street in San Francisco.)

Are You Ready?

(From the 2 December 2009 installment of Dick Tracy.)