Wear It. Flirt It. Flaunt It.

Recently spied in a San Francisco beauty store.

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The employees were giving me really weird looks as I took these pictures. Had I spent another minute doing so, they would have probably called the police.

Simpletons.

Fuck You, Evony!

As if their ad campaign wasn't already stupid enough, now they've abandoned all pretense of having the women dressed in medieval fantasy clothes.

This stuff is too amateurish to be the work of any reputable advertising agency. Not that we've learned to expect good things from ad agencies, but if the jackasses responsible for Evony actually paid an expert to come up with these concepts, that was money wasted. They could have saved a bundle and just had some 4Chan pervert-boy design their banners.

I hate you, Evony!